Tax Day

#15
Panel 1: A heavyset man in a baseball cap and glasses sits at a desk with a laptop, clutching his head in distress. His speech bubble reads: 'April 15th... April... oh no. Oh NO.' Panel 2: The same man stares at his laptop screen, which displays what appears to be a tax filing website. His speech bubble reads: 'Twenty-four hundred DOLLARS?! I didn't even DO anything last year!' Panel 3: The man is now on the phone, gesturing with his free hand. A speech bubble reads: 'I will not help you renounce your citizenship over the pho—' followed by another speech bubble: 'I said HYPOTHETICALLY!'
Transcript

Panel 1: [Guy at desk, clutching his head] "April 15th... April... oh no. Oh NO."

Panel 2: [Staring at tax filing website on laptop] "Twenty-four hundred DOLLARS?! I didn't even DO anything last year!"

Panel 3: [On the phone, gesturing] Phone voice: "I will not help you renounce your citizenship over the pho—" Guy: "I said HYPOTHETICALLY!"