Tax Day
Transcript
Panel 1: [Guy at desk, clutching his head] "April 15th... April... oh no. Oh NO."
Panel 2: [Staring at tax filing website on laptop] "Twenty-four hundred DOLLARS?! I didn't even DO anything last year!"
Panel 3: [On the phone, gesturing] Phone voice: "I will not help you renounce your citizenship over the pho—" Guy: "I said HYPOTHETICALLY!"